I really do not appreciate this!

To whomever did this to my car:


I really do not appreciate it when someone writes graffiti on my company car. Especially after I detailed it last week.

Why would you, a young intelligent person write on my white Magnum with your pervasive writing instrument?

Seriously, do you not have anything better to do than mark your territory while my company car is out on the street?

If I ever see you defiling my car again, I will seek my psycho Cocker Spaniel on you! I am sure he will be able to catch you even with his lame leg. Why? because you are problably wearing your pants down to your knees and showing the world, what a nice butthead you are.

Cordially,

Ed